Unbeknowst to mankind four musicians have been scheming to take over the Hard Rock genre. It looks like they did it with the debut release from their band Giant Rockit.

Here's how:

Rumor has it that the singer Jemell Moore had just gotten done throwing up all over his stereo because of his disgust at the litany of crappy songs he had just heard. Apparently it was the last straw, and he just couldn't stomach anymore. In his dispair he mustered what strength had left and lifted his golden microphone over his head. But just before he could turn his stereo into dust, Eric Yoder breaks down the door and screams " DUDE! DON'T DO IT! I'VE GOT A PLAN!"

This is a high-energy, explosive, soulful rock n roll band out of Chicago, USA, with funky rhythms, memorable hooks, huge drums, and a singer with vocals chords the size of Texas. This band is sure to draw you in from the very first note.

With this Jemell drops his microphone in surprise and with tears in his eyes asks "what could possibly keep me from destroying this **** spewing device of mine?"

Yoder looks at him with a sly grin and screams "THIS!" as he hands him a CD.

Well Jemell with shaking hands slips the disc into the player. As he stands there with bullets of sweat on his forehead, the disc starts to play. When Jemell heard the first few beats of the funky freight train known as Courtney Halliburton he knew there was hope for music and man.

Now as the story is told Jemell smiled so widely that his head cracked off from his neck and had to be surgically reattached.

After a couple of weeks of recovery Jemell awoke to find Eric Yoder, Mike Winchell and Courtney Halliburton by his side. The first thing he said to them was "what happened?" They said.........."Giant Rockit saved the day". TRUE STORY.

"Chain Smoker" - Giant Rockit

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